forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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