And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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