Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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