Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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