that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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