if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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