so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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