On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
