What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So squirting runs in the family.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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