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• (214): View more from Texas

  Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man

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• (917): View more from New York City

  we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT

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• (315): View more from New York

  Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel

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