I must be too annoying 4 u.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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