Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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