non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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