I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize