I'm going to rape someone's good day.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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