Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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