Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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