When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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