Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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