North Korea, Best Korea!
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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