some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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