we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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