so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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