would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Still dying that you shit outside
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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