He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
time to smoke my breakfast
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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