Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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