Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
