he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I need a beard to bite.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
