I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i think i have herpe
just one?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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