Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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