arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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