p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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