So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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