Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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