Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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