So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
my sisters under your porch take her home
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She bit a glass in half.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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