Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
