U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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