He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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