found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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