she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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