Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He felt like a one man threesome
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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