she was so not down for the gang bang
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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