I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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