I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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