I wish I could punch you in the face.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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