belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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