Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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