Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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