dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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