We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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