you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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