So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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