I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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