Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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