thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Are these your boobs on my camera?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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