she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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