You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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