Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
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Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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